Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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