Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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