he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Less talking, more tequila
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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