Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I just had sex on a roof
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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