I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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