I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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So squirting runs in the family.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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