either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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