We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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