I CAN MOONWALK!
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She even gives head with a lisp.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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