This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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