Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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