Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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