They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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