So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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