I just pynch a tree in the face
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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