These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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