I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
i've created a new STD.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize