susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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