she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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