areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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