i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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