He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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