I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
is that a dick in a sweater?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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