this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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