I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i came on her dog
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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