i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
How's work?
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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