I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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