Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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