I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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