Non-Jews are for practice
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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