Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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