OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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