spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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