So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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