You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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