Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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