K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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