Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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