Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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