i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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