we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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