I didn't shave. On purpose
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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