Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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