For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
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