look no pants
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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