She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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