End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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