New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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