Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she peed on how many people?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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