I love black thongs
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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